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Become a Modern Artist - The Greatest and Easiest Job on Earth

Become a Modern Artist - The Greatest and Easiest Job on Earth

A Short and Snappy Guide

by Thejendra B.S (write a review)
Type: Print Book
Genre: Satire
Language: English
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Description of "Become a Modern Artist - The Greatest and Easiest Job on Earth"

“Ladies and Gentlemen! Are you interested in the world’s greatest and easiest job? Do you want a profession that is too good to be true? A career so unique that it prescribes no educational qualifications, age limitations, tough training, work timings, or mental and physical qualifications for the candidate. Secondly, no other profession on this planet has the freedom, flexibility, liberty, elasticity, autonomy, uniqueness, independence, excitement, thrill, adventure, ecstasy, and variety that this unbelievable job offers. Thirdly, there are no interviews required and the paycheck can exceed a million dollars or more. Forget the dull jobs that require you to slog 24x7 with eternal headaches like bad bosses, bad colleagues, office politics, recession, downsizing, outsourcing, etc, etc. And there is absolutely no catch. Sounds interesting?”
“I think you are just kidding.”
“No, I am not. Honest, such a job does really exist!”
“All right, tell me what it that job.”
“Simple, just become a Modern Artist and start earning millions. Stop dreaming of slogging in Fortune 500 companies for peanuts.”
“That sounds crazy! Anyway, how do I become a modern artist?”
“Good, I thought you would never ask that question. Now let me enlighten you on how to become a modern artist, and what great art is all about. Just sit in this artistic stone chair and listen carefully. And watch out for those sharp nails on the cushion.”

About the author(s)

Thejendra is a technical manager from Bangalore, India and works for a software development firm. He is also a hobby author and has scribbled several mild and wild books on a variety of subjects (mostly on topics that he hardly knows anything about). His inspiration for writing weird books comes from Toni Morrison, who said, 'If there is a book that you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.' He has also had a fierce fight with God, and documented that awesome argument in his book called - Never Trust any God. Visit his web cave www.thejendra.com for more details.

Book Details
Number of Pages: 
32
Dimensions: 
5 inch x 8 inch
Interior Pages: Black & White
Binding: Paperback (Saddle Stitched)
Availability: In Stock (Print on Demand)
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