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Become a Dictator

Become a Dictator

A Short and Snappy Guide

by Thejendra B.S (write a review)
Type: Print Book
Genre: Humor, Politics & Society
Language: English
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Description of "Become a Dictator"

‘Hey, have you ever thought of becoming a dictator of some country and terrorizing its people for a few decades? Or dream of ruling the world by squelching free speech and crushing your enemies?’
‘No, I don’t think so.’
‘No? Not even once?’
‘No.’
‘Come on, don’t lie! Didn’t your mother teach you not to lie? Everyone wants to rule the world. It is an inbuilt desire and everyone has illusions of grandeur and living in the lap of luxury. Don’t feel embarrassed to admit it. There are few minds to which tyranny is not delightful. Who will say no to the delicious opportunity of becoming an emperor of a kingdom, own a few magnificent palaces, a set of luxury cars, a dozen private jets, swimming pools, sacks of gold and acquire a few other basic necessities if given a chance? Who cares about what the peasants and commoners think? Look, I can even coach you on how to become a dictator. Sounds interesting?’
‘Hmm, I am still not sure.’
‘No? Still can’t decide? Really? That’s too bad! Okay, then I will ask your neighbor if he is interested.’
‘Hey, wait! Don’t go away.’
‘Aha, now I can see what you are thinking! I knew you would see the light. You want to know how to become a dictator, right? Then look no further. Everything you wanted to know about how to become a dictator, but were too embarrassed to ask is available right here in this concise guide. It contains the most comprehensive specifications and do’s & don’ts for every aspiring dictator. There is no need to read thick boring books on history, communism, etc. So let us get started before somebody else beats you to it.’

About the author(s)

Thejendra is a technical manager from Bangalore, India and works for a software development firm. He is also a hobby author and has scribbled several mild and wild books on a variety of subjects (mostly on topics that he hardly knows anything about). His inspiration for writing weird books comes from Toni Morrison, who said, 'If there is a book that you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.' He has also had a fierce fight with God, and documented that awesome argument in his book called - Never Trust any God. Visit his web cave www.thejendra.com for more details.

Book Details
Number of Pages: 
40
Dimensions: 
5 inch x 8 inch
Interior Pages: Black & White
Binding: Paperback (Saddle Stitched)
Availability: In Stock (Print on Demand)
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