What Would Chandler Say?
100+ Hilarious Situations and One-Liners from Life’s Ultimate Sarcasm Master

Meet Chandler. He’s 30, an English teacher by day, and a professional sarcasm connoisseur 24/7. Life throws weird, awkward, and downright ridiculous moments at him—and his quick wit is the only thing standing between sanity and a full-blown meltdown.

This book is your new go-to survival guide for every facepalm-worthy, “Are you kidding me?” scenario life serves up. From disastrous mornings to cringe-worthy social encounters, Chandler’s razor-sharp one-liners will have you laughing, nodding in painful recognition, and maybe even snorting your coffee.

Perfect for anyone who’s ever wanted to say something hilarious instead of awkward, who appreciates sarcasm as an art form, or just needs a break from the chaos of adulting.

What you get:

100+ original, brutally honest, and absurdly funny everyday situations

Sarcastic one-liners so sharp they could cut tension in any room

Relatable...