Oops! I made you a Daddy.
by Techknowbaby
*Blink Blink*
Hmmm, this uterus is starting to push into me now... I'm getting cramped.
Wonder what the date is? Hey Mom! Mooooooommm!!! mommyyyyyyy!!! What date is today?
1st June! Isn't this a little early for you to be imposing your uterus onto me!!
I'm still enjoying the tasty treats your friends made you eat at your baby shower two days ago! Stop trying to push me out will you.
*Soothes the uterus down* There there, I'm not leaving you and going just yet. We'll be friends for some more time, me, my umbilical cord, and you!
2nd June
Ouch! Mom stop pushing me. *Gags* I'm not getting enough air! Help, Help... *Kicks frantically with each contraction* I can't take this anymore... I'm too lazy to fight this *Heart Rate Falls*
Ohhh everything's going dark. I'm feeling numb. Hey, wait a minute! Come back here! You, yes you anterior wall of the uterus... What's the big idea letting so much light in! Arrrrgghh, there's a knife in your belly!!!
*Bright Lights* *Blink... Blink... Blink*
Oh Crap! I'm out!!! Better start crying before that scary looking paediatrician whacks my bottoms! *Waaaah Waaaahh*
Ohhh Mommy you're pretty! Who is that monstrosity of a man with a cap and mask! That's dad! You have got to be kidding me. How could someone looking like that produce something as cute as me!
Okay, smile for the camera!
Gosh, I'm tired now! Enough for the first day of my life.
Techknowbaby is the creation of Techknowdoc.... Author's blogger name! He is the author's newly born son who wants to express his feelings to the world (something like Look who's talking but better!). His dad writes too but like all the fathers he wants his son to be recognized first.
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Comments
Good read
It was a very good read!! And the Idea is as fresh as morning dew!!